Not Me Monday

Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week

I did not secretly hope that Marley's Fancy would not be able to come up on Friday, when we found out daycare would be closed because of Swine Flu, just so I would have a reason to take off of work and spend the day with my precious gem. I also didn't take my time leaving the house Friday morning after Fancy got here just because I had told everyone that I would likely be late since she was driving an hour and a half.

I also did not sit on pins and needles this weekend wondering whether or not Marley was going to come down with the swine flu because the little girl that had it is not one that plays with Marley, oh no, not at all.

I also did not spend the weekend sitting on the couch with said precious gem and my handsome hubby watching football while he cooked, not when I could have been doing laundry, I would never. And I most certainly did not take my 7 month old to the movies on Sunday and proceed to laugh hysterically when she growled back at the "Wild Things" on the screen.

I'm sure I most certainly did not stay up late last night, well past the time I should have gone to bed, making Marley hair bows to match her first Halloween outfit. Of which I am most certainly not going to have her wear on Monday of next week too. I then did not go out after picking her up from daycare today to Michael's to buy MORE ribbon so I could make yet another set of bows for her second and then her third Halloween outfits. Of which she most certainly will not be wearing tomorrow and Wednesday and next Tuesday and Wednesday. I would never do such a thing and I am most certainly not that obssessive about my daughters hair accessories.

And I'm sure I didn't take Marley's picture this morning well before she was really awake just so I could take a picture of the hair bows I didn't make that match said first Halloween outfit. And since I didn't, I most certainly won't post this picture.

Oh, and I DID NOT, I repeat, DID NOT, pretend to be a stealth warrior at school today and peg my students with little rubber balls from behind a wall. It did not make them laugh so hard I'm sure they peed their pants and we did NOT spend a half hour of our day playing this "sensory" game. Oh, no, not me. And I'm sure I did not try to rope the occupational therapist into participating in the same game. Speaking of OT, I'm sure I did NOT get on the floor, on my stomach, today to "race" my students blowing golf balls with straws across the floor. There is no way I'm that competitive, no, not me. And I'm sure that none of this had anything to do with the fact that before the stealth warrior game I did not consume 2 (maybe 3) Mountain Dews.

That's a little bit about what I haven't been up to...How about you?